By Colin Rodgers Oh, Vikings definitely had dragons in their mythology, but instead of flying around on them like badasses, they mostly just got eaten, cursed, or somehow screwed over by them. Take Níðhöggr for example: this dragon’s whole job is to sit at the roots of the world tree, Yggdrasil, chewing away like it’s an […]
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By Sophie Hayward Here we have a raccoon in the middle of an identity crisis. He’s obviously French – just look at that fancy “Le” in front of his name. But, when a French raccoon, sporting a mustache twisted tighter than a macaron thinks he’s ancient Egyptian royalty, you know someone’s been smoking something so potent […]
By Colin Rodgers Mario started off as Jumpman in Donkey Kong, a carpenter saving his girlfriend from a gorilla, before someone decided, “Hey, let’s make him a plumber and throw him in sewers fighting turtles!” In 1983, he teamed up with his brother Luigi, smashing bricks, chomping mushrooms, and constantly rescuing Princess Peach, who seems to enjoy getting kidnapped […]
By Sophie Hayward I made the grave mistake of playing Dreadworks slot alone, on my porch, at night – with a power cut. I’m someone who enjoys horrors. But not this one. Not this one. In fact, I may have just found my weakness… Dolls. Creepy as all hell dolls. Annabel-level, no scratch that – Annabel’s here. And […]
By Colin Rodgers The “Why did the chicken cross the road?” joke? Oh, that masterpiece of comedy from the 1840s where the punchline is about as exciting as boiled cabbage: “To get to the other side.” Yeah, because apparently, chickens have existential road-crossing crises too. It’s the granddaddy of anti-jokes—setting you up for something witty and […]
By Colin Rodgers Old Western saloons were basically the Wild West’s version of a dodgy dive bar, except instead of sticky floors and overpriced drinks, you got sawdust-covered floors and the very real possibility of getting shot over a poker game. These places were equal parts whiskey, cigar smoke, and bad decisions, with patrons who looked […]
By Sophie Hayward Welcome to Get the CHEESE slot; the battlefield of rodents, where our scrappy, banged-up mouse is on a relentless quest to grab some snacks. He’s squaring off against gap-toothed ants and an obese blue bird so overfed it can barely fly. And don’t be deceived by the charming little mouse house and whimsical garden […]
By Colin Rodgers The Kraken is like if Squidward finally snapped and went full-on roid rage. It’s out there, wrecking ships and pulling sailors to their doom just because someone dared to cruise through its neighborhood. You can picture it, right? The Kraken, with Squidward’s permanent scowl, grumbling about how “nobody respects my personal space” while […]
By Sophie Hayward Oh look, it’s almost Halloween – time for everyone to pretend they enjoy being scared. But Haunted Reels slot? Nah, it’s not here for that. Instead, we’ve got the most relaxed skeleton in the afterlife. This guy isn’t haunting anything; he’s just chillin’, like Dahmer post-feast, arms up on the reels like he’s Mr. […]
Hercules’ training in Greek mythology was like bootcamp on steroids—literal god steroids. First, he was taught by Chiron, the centaur who somehow managed to teach a kid to be both civilized and capable of ripping a lion in half with his bare hands. Hercules’ workouts included wrestling boars the size of Volkswagens, running marathons in […]